boy: hi
girl: i have a boyfriend
boy: i said hi not suck my dick


camillenium:

melissadeutsch:

t-u-l-i-p-a-n:

fake-mermaid:

oh my god :((((

already happened.. fucking sucks..

i see this was not posted as a status because its characters exceed the maximum amount so its too long.

my heart just dropped

camillenium:

melissadeutsch:

t-u-l-i-p-a-n:

fake-mermaid:

oh my god :((((

already happened.. fucking sucks..

i see this was not posted as a status because its characters exceed the maximum amount so its too long.

my heart just dropped

(via ohlookitstheprettybitch)


(via demilica24)



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ratherdielaughing:

Polite cat 

That little headbutt in the second one gave me diabetes.

Oh my god give me

DAMMIT.

“Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.”

“Um, excuse me, human? Human? Ah yes, I’d like another petting please. Ah, thank you.”

(via taketheleadneverfollow)




x3livelovelaugh:

I love this movie.